DEAD FRESH TOTE
"Dead Fresh"
Straight from the underworld and still hotter than your local takeaway — this undead delivery dude is serving up slices from the seventh circle of crust. With a skeletal grin, a £6.66 price tag, and zero regard for health and safety, he's bringing you the freshest damn pie this side of the afterlife.
Dripping in blue, boxed in black, and backed by a checkerboard of chaos, this hoodie isn't just streetwear — it's deathwear. Perfect for night crawlers, late shifters, and anyone who lives fast, dies young, and leaves a sick-looking corpse.
Dead never looked so delicious.
"Dead Fresh"
Straight from the underworld and still hotter than your local takeaway — this undead delivery dude is serving up slices from the seventh circle of crust. With a skeletal grin, a £6.66 price tag, and zero regard for health and safety, he's bringing you the freshest damn pie this side of the afterlife.
Dripping in blue, boxed in black, and backed by a checkerboard of chaos, this hoodie isn't just streetwear — it's deathwear. Perfect for night crawlers, late shifters, and anyone who lives fast, dies young, and leaves a sick-looking corpse.
Dead never looked so delicious.
"Dead Fresh"
Straight from the underworld and still hotter than your local takeaway — this undead delivery dude is serving up slices from the seventh circle of crust. With a skeletal grin, a £6.66 price tag, and zero regard for health and safety, he's bringing you the freshest damn pie this side of the afterlife.
Dripping in blue, boxed in black, and backed by a checkerboard of chaos, this hoodie isn't just streetwear — it's deathwear. Perfect for night crawlers, late shifters, and anyone who lives fast, dies young, and leaves a sick-looking corpse.
Dead never looked so delicious.